John Smith started the day early
having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN )
for 6 am.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG )
He put on a dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA )
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search for a good paying
AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day
checking his Computer
(made in MALAYSIA ),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),
poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered why he can’t
find a good paying job
(in AMERICA)
AND NOW HE’S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
( MADE IN KENYA)
(Not sure who to credit for this…just another mass communication worth posting here)
July 3rd, 2009 at 12:52 pm
This is a hilarious post Trick. Good find! The only encouragement for John that I would have is that he should have bought a Mac (Made in America) and driven a Honda (Most American Made Car in the US) and had wine from California. I don’t have any help for the rest. Maybe he could walk barefoot, cut himself and see a doctor…but it is getting harder and harder to get an American doctor, so that would not even be guarantee. 🙂